School Days01 Sep 2008 05:26 pm

Elijah’s only been working at the kindergarten thing for a week now, but I already have an intense desire to be a fly on the wall, following him around. Who can blame me? We know how he interacts with us, but how does he really interact with others when we’re not around? My curiosity is strong enough that I would gladly turn myself into a musca domestica for a few days.

For example, on Thursday Elijah comes home from school and opens his lunch box. He pulls out a grilled cheese sandwich and starts munching. He didn’t go to school with a grilled cheese sandwich.

His version of the story? The kid next to him at lunch was going to throw it away. “No,” Elijah told him, “the ladies who make the lunch worked hard for that sandwich. Someone has to eat it.”

My guess? He somehow talked the kid into trading it to him for two goldfish crackers. But again, who knows? Only the fly on the wall…

sweet mama entropy15 Jan 2008 07:56 pm

How do I feel after teaching preschool?  Fine.

Family Fun14 Jan 2008 08:23 pm

Admit it… the title got you curious.  Actually I just wanted to see if posting this would help Alexander’s very funny (and actual) post aggregate to the main family website.  And since he feels the website might be conspiring against him, I thought the title was appropriate.  Tootles.

Uncategorized09 Jan 2008 09:53 pm

The other days the boys and I went to play at the park. Before long they each found a stick that suited their individual Jedi abilities. Including Nicholas…they also make sure Nicholas has a stick, usually one bigger than he is. Next to the park is a grove of undeveloped forested area, and we decided to go exploring. It wasn’t long before Darth Vader shows up, and the lightsabers were extended. Noticing that Daddy didn’t have a lightsaber, Elijah turns to me and says, with the greatest sincerity and composure, “Don’t worry, Daddy, the forest with always be with you.”

I suppose Elijah has seen Star Wars more times than he should have (I now have to hide the LucasFilm DVD collection in the top shelf of my closet). But it never occured to me that I’ve been hearing it wrong all these years. Obi-Wan wasn’t some crazy desert hermit devoted to an ancient religion. He was a metaphysical arborist.

Uncategorized05 Jan 2008 08:32 pm

But at least no inheritable diseases.

Uncategorized04 Jan 2008 01:41 pm

Still learning how to parent.  One step at a time :)

sweet mama entropy23 Dec 2007 08:13 pm

Why Dylan’s middle name is pretty appropriate.

sweet mama entropy21 Sep 2007 06:52 pm

I now know how to re-assemble over half of my laptop keyboard…

sweet mama entropy18 Sep 2007 11:17 am

http://sweetmamaentropy.blogspot.com/2007/09/dylan-isms.html

sweet mama entropy12 Sep 2007 08:53 pm

http://sweetmamaentropy.blogspot.com/2007/09/wanna-see-something-sad.html

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